چرا باید ببینه زن والیبال؟

شبا که کرده وحشت شهرُ اشغال
باید مردا بذارن بیرون آشغال
اگر شوهر برا زن باشه حمال
لیاقت داره زن، اما به‌هرحال
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چیکار دارن زنا با پاس معروف
با سرویس و با آبشار و… بگم؟ اووف
از این بیشتر فضولی دیگه موقوف
بشین آروم بگیر دستت یه ژورنال
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آخه خانم به‌توچه کوچ کواچه
اگر تفریح نداری خب به‌ماچه
بپز هی واسه شوهر کله پاچه
زبون و مغز و چشم و ابرو و خال
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زنا باید بمونن توی خونه
نگیرن واسه‌ی ورزش بهونه
پیشی جاش تو دَدَه‌س، جوجو تو لونه
نکن خانم توی این قانون اخلال
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باید زن‌ها بشن دائم اداره
با تعریف و چشات داره ستاره
ولی وقتی نباشه دیگه چاره
باید ترسوندشون از جن و از آل
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مگه لاک و رژ و شال مال مرداس؟
کرم‌پودر اورِئال مال مرداس؟
ولی خانم! والیبال مال مرداس
شما بپا نیفته از سرت شال
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از اونجایی که خانم‌ها عفیفن
مخالف با والیبال کثیفن
وگرنه کل مردا رو حریفن
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باید هی بندازه تا صبح میس‌کال
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همینجوری همیشه بوده منوال
تا وقتی با لواشک می‌شه خوشحال
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والیبال البته حساس و خاصه
عقب می مونه هرکی که خَلاصه
برادر از ما گفتن بود خُلاصه
تا وقتی درمیاد نون از تو جنجال
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چهارشنبه, 17 ژوئن 2015 - مهدی استاداحمد
  • ژوئن 18th, 2015 در 10:12

    سلام
    آفرین مهدی جان

  • علی
    ژوئن 19th, 2015 در 11:43

    درود بر شرفت انرژیم بیاد طرفت.عالی بود

  • علی
    ژوئن 19th, 2015 در 11:45

    طنز نویس باید حقایق را بازگو کن و جز از خدا کسی نترسد. درود

  • علی
    ژوئن 19th, 2015 در 11:45

    سپاس و ستایش از آن خداست که پروردگار جهانیان است.

  • میرزایی
    ژوئن 20th, 2015 در 18:38

    سلام اقای استاداحمد عزیزم.مثل همبشه عالی بود.این روزها که شهرشما(تهرانم) دلم میخواست واقعا برم ورزشگاه:((

  • مرضیه
    ژوئن 23rd, 2015 در 10:39

    سلام.
    با همه ی این اوصاف بدانید که تا خانم ها نتوانند به ورشگاه بروند میزبانی فینال لیگ جهانی از آن ایران نخواهد شد.

  • ژوئن 26th, 2015 در 23:37

    شما رو از مجله ی جوانانِ قدیمیُ خانومِ فمینیست و صفحه ی شعرش یادمه! 🙂 چقد خوشحال شدم که فهمیدم خودتون وب دارید

  • مريم پورعابديني
    ژوئن 27th, 2015 در 20:09

    سلام
    اقاي استاد احمد عاليييييي بود ولي كاش جاي واليبال,فوتبال رو سوژه ميكردين
    بازم به واليبال:-)

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