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آزرده‌ام از آن صنمِ اختلاس ‌کن
انکارِ اصلِ واقعیت از اساس کن

آن از تبار خوش‌‌خط‌ ‌وخالانِ پول‌شوی
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آورده بی‌صدا چه بلایی به روز ارز
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چکْ‌بی‌محل‌کشِ قدرِ بی‌محل‌کشان
با زنگ ساده‌ای چک مجعول پاس کن

اسنادِ جعلی‌اش نشود جا به کامیون
تا بلکه جا شود طلبِ ایرباس کن

ملیاردها به جیب زده، پس نمی‌دهد
حالا برای صد تومنش التماس کن

هی صفرهای مورد مکشوف تازه را
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وقتی که می‌روی بخری شیر و نان و گوشت
در جیب خود سراغ یکی اسکناس کن

خود را برای خوردن گل از مهاجمی
همچون مسی، صبورتر از کاسیاس کن

دردت«نهفته به ز طبیبان مدعی»
شاعر نده ادامه و خود را خلاص کن

جمعه, 26 ژوئن 2015 - مهدی استاداحمد
  • مريم پورعابديني
    ژوئن 27th, 2015 در 20:21

    سلام
    اين شعرم فوق العاده بود
    واي از دست اين ارز, دلار,ين,ريال و…….. كه چه بلايي سر ادم نميارن
    مثلا واسه يك ريال ميرن دلو روده ي طرفو ميكشن بيرون

    راستي اقاي استاد احمد ديگه تو راديوجوان مشغول به كار نيستيد؟؟؟
    دلم واسه اينجاشب نيستاي بامداد سه شنبه يا شب٤ به شدتتتتتت تنگ شده:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

  • مريم پورعابديني
    ژوئن 27th, 2015 در 20:23

    سلام
    اين شعرم فوق العاده بود
    واي از دست اين ارز, دلار,ين,ريال و…….. كه چه بلايي سر ادم نميارن
    مثلا واسه يك ريال ميرن دلو روده ي طرفو ميكشن بيرون

    راستي اقاي استاد احمد ديگه تو راديوجوان مشغول به كار نيستيد؟؟؟
    دلم واسه اينجاشب نيستاي بامداد سه شنبه يا شب٤ به شدتتتتتت تنگ شده
    دلم براي برنامه هاي فوق العادتون تنگ شده شديييييد:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

  • جولای 1st, 2015 در 11:50

    دمت گرم مهدی جان

  • راشدانصاری
    جولای 4th, 2015 در 09:44

    سلام
    قند مکرر بود…
    به ما هم سربزن!
    ضرر نمی کنید!!

  • مريم پورعابديني
    جولای 9th, 2015 در 22:45

    سلام خوب هستيد؟
    نمازو روزه هاتون قبول باشه

    شايد قسمت شده امسال آرزوهاى من با نفس آسمانى شمابه عرش برسد_اكه دل آسمونيتون دراين شباى قدرلرزيد دل زمينى منم يادتون نره. التماس دعا

  • جولای 15th, 2015 در 11:36

    سلام جناب مهدی استاد احمد عزیز
    آقا اول اینکه کلی خوشحالیم صداتون و از رادیو جوان خودمون می شنویم، در کنار حمید خان و حسن جان .
    و دوم :
    خود را برای خوردن گل از مهاجمی
    همچون مسی، صبورتر از کاسیاس کن
    این بیت تحت تاثیر نشست و برخاست با جناب محمدیِ هااا .

  • مريم پورعابديني
    جولای 16th, 2015 در 00:53

    سلام بر دوستان
    نماز و روزه هاتون قبول باشه
    سلام بر دوست عزيز نگهداري جان
    يه سوال ميشه بپرسم كدوم برنامه و چه ساعتي
    اقاي استاد احمد برنامه دارن؟

  • درود بر مهدي استاد احمد

    بله به نظر بنده هم، شاعر ادامه نده كه خطرناكه :دي

    زيبا بود

  • مريم پورعابديني
    جولای 17th, 2015 در 23:00

    سلام بر اقاي استاد احمد عزيز حال شما خوب هستيد؟نماز و روزه هاتون قبول باشه

    رمضان رفت ولی کاش صفایش نرود
    سحر و جوشن و قرآن و دعایش نرود
    کاشکی پرشده باشد دلم از نور سحر
    همره روزه و افطار
    نوایش نرود
    عيدتون مبارك
    دلتون هميشه شاد
    التماس دعا

  • جولای 22nd, 2015 در 01:13

    بعد از مدت ها گفتیم سری به اینجا بزنیم …:)

  • م.س
    جولای 29th, 2015 در 18:17

    منم آزرده ام از ان صنم اختلاس کن
    ممنون مثل همیشه زیبا بود

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